Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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