I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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