My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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