To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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