Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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