He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
All the doctor said was why
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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