we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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