Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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