I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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