the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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