We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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