i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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