You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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