I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Randomize
