Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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