Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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