So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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