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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
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