i barfeds in our rink
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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