nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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