Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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