i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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