the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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