Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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