i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
you would pick up someone in the library
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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