I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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