Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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