how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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