The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Randomize
