We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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