In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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