tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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