worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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