I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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