Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
