Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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