Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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