you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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