I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I didn't notice because vodka
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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