I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
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Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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