just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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