I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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