Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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