i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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