shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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