dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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