we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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