She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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