I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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