therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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