Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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