if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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