I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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